I tease you: “Why won’t you show me your cock?” After all, I’m your best friend! I insist on taking it out of your pants, and … oh. Now I understand. I didn’t even know a dick could be that small. Now I understand why you don’t have a girlfriend. Sorry, not sorry, about laughing and getting fixated on how small you are. Can you even make that thing ejaculate? Show me.

The tone of this audio is friendly, with lots of laughter, but if you are not a man with less-than-average penis size who is aroused by suggestions of your dick’s inadequacy, this audio is not for you.

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